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The Ten Commandments (Gangsta Rap Version)

1) I am the Almighty, your God, who brought you outta Egypt when things were tough." And then He told them: "Don't put anyone else before Me.

2) Don't make any carved objects or things that look like what is in heaven or below. And don't bow down to these things like they are anything heavy. Not ever!

3) You shouldn't diss the Almighty's name, using it in cuss words or rapping with one another. It ain't cool and payback's a monster.

4)"Remember the day of the Almighty which is the seventh day. After you've worked six days, give the seventh to the Almighty." (Remember that the Almighty made the heavens and the earth in six days. He rested on the seventh day and blessed it as right-on.)

5) "You shouldn't be takin' nothin' from your homeboys.

6) "Give honor to your mom and dad, and you'll live a long time.

7) "Don't waste nobody.

8) "Don't mess around with someone else's ol' man or ol' lady.

9) "Don't go 'round telling lies on your homebuddies.

10) "Don't want what you can't have, or what your homebuddy has. It ain't cool."

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